Brussels ... New Definition of a Naked Short?

Being a finance guy I thought it would be interesting to visit the Brussels Bourse (Stock Exchange).  When we arrived we found the culmination of a week long gay pride festival.

I would invest in this guys business, the entrepreneurial spirit was in full effect at the bourse.  He knows how to match supply with demand.

This guy was at the tail end of the distribution.

This guy has fully depreciated and I'm not sure how much salvage value there is left.

Very low material costs for this guy

LIFO or FIFO you make the call.

And finally, there was this guy.  Which gives new definition to a naked short!